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Posts tagged: craigslist

Bear Wanted

While looking on Craig’s List, I found an interesting job posting. Unfortunately, I don’t think I’m qualified. 

Bear wanted for bee and honey removal! Will pay for bear and he can have all the honey removed upon successful completion of the removal process. Estimated at 2000+ bees and limb is 10” thick and hollow. Will supply bucket truck for bear to use giving him easy access.

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/lab/2611458882.html

Well, I Guess I Won’t Work for This Guy

While looking for a new job on craigslist, I came across this:

Don’t work for oklahoma construction plus (Edmond)

“The guys name is Brian. I drove all the way there for an interview and he told me to come back the next day and he wasn’t even around when I got there. He’s weird as FUCK and I thought I might get murdered. He asked me if I did coke during the interview because my resume said I want to get into the club business…Anyways now I hear that he won’t pay you anyways”