The conclusion to this two part nonsense. If you’d like to hear one of my “real” songs, check out Louisiana Bayou. Some of the lyrics are featured here and in the first part, but I ended up writing an entire song based on the chorus.

Skoobadeepop

SIDE TWO

Dead carcasses and cobwebs

Ham

Ham

Shaking Chicken

Shakity shee
Shakity shit
Shaking chicken is such a bitch

Shakity shee
Shakity doo
Shaking chicken in rubber boots

Skoo

(“Instrumental”)

Nipples

Two little nipples
Many miles apart

Dub Nasty

So what the fuck you got against the Dub Nasty?
So what the fuck you got against the Dub Nasty?
So what the fuck you got against the Dub Nasty?
That motherfucker is nasty as hell

Where Did It Come From?

Where did it come from?

Red Ball

Red ball
Beach ball

I Think It’s a Bird

I think it’s a bird

Ashtray

It’s time to dump the cigarette butts out
So I can fill it up again

Fireside

Kiss me by the fireside

Louisiana Bayou

Well I sold my soul in the Louisiana Bayou
Satan gonna save my soul
And I sold my soul in the Louisiana Bayou
Gonna make a lot of gold

Caffeine

There’s too much caffeine in my body
And I don’t think I’ll go to sleep tonight
There’s too much caffeine in my body
And I’m not gonna sleep tonight

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