So it’s come down to this. Having nothing new to post, I broke down and compiled my Skoobadeepop songs. What’s Skoobadeepop you ask? It’s a new musical genre I invented while I was apparently insane or on the brink thereof. A more detailed explanation can be found here. Here’s the first in a two part song or album or something called,
Skoobadeepop
SIDE ONE
Man, polar bears are assholes
It’s a Day
It’s a day
It’s a nice day
I just can’t believe it
Skoo Ba Da
(“Instrumental”)
Mr. Coffee
Mr. Coffee
In the morning
Mr. Coffee
In the night
And it keeps me from sleeping
Every night
Mr. Coffee and Mrs. Cream
Louisiana Bayou
Go on down
Going down
To the Louisiana Bayou
Gonna get up early in the morn
Go on down
Going down
To the Louisiana Bayou
See you in a month or so
Charlie Was a Man
Charlie was a man
And you know that he will get real far
He’ll get real far
Kicking a Coin
Kicking a coin
In a bucket of dreams
Bucket of dreams
Oh my
I Don’t Wanna Work Today
I don’t wanna work today
But you must do what we say
I don’t wanna work today
But you have to to get paid
Capitalism
I know it’s just a sinister plot
To make me want it
And I know it’s just a sinister plot
To make my buy it
Colander
Colander
I never had myself a fucking colander
Colander
Now I can drain shit now I can drain shit
Pinky Dijon
Pinky Dijon
That’s what I’m saying
Pinky Dijon
That’s what I mean
Shaking Chicken
Shakity shee
Shakity shoo
Shaking chicken in a shoodootdoo
Shakity shee
Shakity sha
Shaking chicken in a shoodootda
Shakity shee
Shakity shee
Shaking chicken in a dodootdee
Bouillabaisse
Bouillabaisse
Package
I’m gonna cut a fucking slit in the package
I’m gonna cut a fucking slit in the package
I’m gonna cut a fucking slit in the package
Yeah
Spicy Beef Taco
Spicy beef taco
Spicy beef taco
Sour cream
Lettuce and salsa
Don’t forget the guacamole
Spicy beef taco
Spicy beef taco
Spicy beef taco
Yeah
Savory Pork Patty
Savory pork patty
With mash potata corn
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