So it’s come down to this. Having nothing new to post, I broke down and compiled my Skoobadeepop songs. What’s Skoobadeepop you ask? It’s a new musical genre I invented while I was apparently insane or on the brink thereof. A more detailed explanation can be found here. Here’s the first in a two part song or album or something called,

Skoobadeepop

SIDE ONE

Man, polar bears are assholes

It’s a Day

It’s a day
It’s a nice day
I just can’t believe it

Skoo Ba Da

(“Instrumental”)

Mr. Coffee

Mr. Coffee
In the morning
Mr. Coffee
In the night
And it keeps me from sleeping
Every night
Mr. Coffee and Mrs. Cream

Louisiana Bayou

Go on down
Going down
To the Louisiana Bayou
Gonna get up early in the morn
Go on down
Going down
To the Louisiana Bayou
See you in a month or so

Charlie Was a Man

Charlie was a man
And you know that he will get real far
He’ll get real far

Kicking a Coin

Kicking a coin
In a bucket of dreams
Bucket of dreams
Oh my

I Don’t Wanna Work Today

I don’t wanna work today
But you must do what we say
I don’t wanna work today
But you have to to get paid

Capitalism

I know it’s just a sinister plot
To make me want it
And I know it’s just a sinister plot
To make my buy it

Colander

Colander
I never had myself a fucking colander
Colander
Now I can drain shit now I can drain shit

Pinky Dijon

Pinky Dijon
That’s what I’m saying
Pinky Dijon
That’s what I mean

Shaking Chicken

Shakity shee
Shakity shoo
Shaking chicken in a shoodootdoo

Shakity shee
Shakity sha
Shaking chicken in a shoodootda

Shakity shee
Shakity shee
Shaking chicken in a dodootdee

Bouillabaisse

Bouillabaisse

Package

I’m gonna cut a fucking slit in the package
I’m gonna cut a fucking slit in the package
I’m gonna cut a fucking slit in the package
Yeah

Spicy Beef Taco

Spicy beef taco
Spicy beef taco

Sour cream
Lettuce and salsa
Don’t forget the guacamole

Spicy beef taco
Spicy beef taco
Spicy beef taco
Yeah

Savory Pork Patty

Savory pork patty
With mash potata corn

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