Track 8 from Charlie’s Oasis.

ARMCHAIR

Someone’s been sitting in my armchair
watching my TV
drinking all my beer
someone’s been fucking my girlfriend
I guess I should have been there
instead of drinking at the bar
somehow everything’s alright
I’m having a good time
I’m drinking too much beer
someone’s been sitting in my armchair
watching my TV
drinking all my beer

He gave me twenty-dollar bills
to pay for all the beer he drank
so I guess it’s not all bad

Someone’s been fucking in my bedroom
smoking all my cigarettes
playing my guitar
someone’s been sleeping in the hallway
drinking my OJ
using my favorite shirt
someone’s been fucking my girlfriend
cooking in my kitchen and
swimming in my pool
someone’s been sitting in my armchair
watching my TV
drinking all my beer

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