December 2009
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Here’s a cover of a Roger Miller song...
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“Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, &...”
– Mark Twain, Notebook #42, 1898
Quatro de Mayo
It’s six thirty-nine And I...
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Pointless Post About My Life
I just got back from spending the night with a couple friends. Pretty uneventful evening that started out with a few beers at the local Interurban restaurant and ending in a five hour game of Trivial Pursuit ’80s Edition, which made me feel like an idiot as I know very little about anything that happened during that decade. So, I’m back, I have a new DVD player I’m looking...
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Dark Side of the Lips
Recently, rock band The Flaming Lips and Stardeath and White Dwarfs released a cover album of Pink Floyd’s classic psychedelic masterpiece, “The Dark Side of the Moon.” From the comments I’ve read about the remake, there are two types of reactions: you either like it or you think the Lips are fucking assholes for having the gall to redo a masterpiece and they suck ass etc....
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LONG DISTANCE TALES FOR RIDERS
Long, long ago in...
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New Gloves: Repaired
Last year I bought a pair of warm gloves to help me through the snowy, snowy winter. This year I was distraught to find that a hole was starting to form over the right thumb, which has been getting bigger and more annoying as the months pass. It’s times like this I wish I had a needle and thread as there are other garments with holes I wouldn’t mind patching, but tonight I’d had...
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My Life Sucks Part Four
I’ve been neglecting the page the past few days, but that will soon change. I have some ideas for upcoming posts, but the last couple days have just about killed me. By the time I get off work tomorrow at four (if I’m lucky) I will have worked between 25 and 26 hours over the course of 48 hours. That’s a long fucking time to be on your feet. At any rate I should have a little...
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Christmas Hibernation
Just got back from my long trek to the convenient store (actually it’s only a couple blocks away, but still a shitty walk for an overweight smoker wading through seven inches of snow). I got me a fresh twelve pack of beer and two packs of smokes and I’m ready for another day of hibernating for Christmas. This is what the holidays are really about. Getting drunk and doing nothing of...
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LOVE’S A BITCH
I’m coming up roses When I look at...
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A Flaming Christmas
I came across a few Christmas songs performed by The Flaming Lips on my local news website. Just for the holidays.
“Silent Night”
“White Christmas”
“Twas the Night Before Christmas”
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Here’s a song I rerecorded today. I wrote it...
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Merry Fucking Christmas
So a fucking storm hit my area today which means I’ll be unable to enjoy Christmas this year. I’ll probably end up spending the next two days alone in my apartment. Maybe I can write a song or two provided the electricity stays on. Time to start drinking some beer.
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COKED UP COWBOY
Long time ago in this town of...
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I thought I had already put this song up here, but...
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“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear and life stands...”
– Mark Twain, Notebook, 1898.
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Here’s a stupid Christmas song I wrote just...
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Song off my last album, Picnic at the Abattoir....
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A stupid song I recorded today. Yeah, this is...
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My Life Sucks Part Three
Another in a long line of shitty things happened to me today. I’ve been having trouble with my Xbox and hadn’t even turned it on in a couple months. I thought the problem was that the lens was dirty so I ran a lens cleaner and tried again, as I was playing Fables 2 when it started fucking up and I really wanted to play it again. I put the disc in and it froze, but this time the...
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Here’s a simplistically recorded song I...
WatchWhat should I do with this thing?
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Here’s a song from my last album, Picnic at...
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Blah, blah
I reached over 4200 words posted this week. Thanks Cremaster and Twilight.
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There’s So Many Problems in the U.S.A....
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To the Dogs
They got a bone Sticking out of...
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Atheist Vs. Christians: The Ultimate Showdown
A councilman in North Carolina is being attacked by Christians who say that a provision in the state constitution prohibits anyone “who shall deny the being of Almighty God.” Although the constitution of the United States allows atheists to run for and hold office, some Christians are trying to bring the matter to court in order to get him run out. So what are some of his ideas that...
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Alright, fair enough. Here’s a...
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My Life Sucks Part Two
I wrote a post a couple days ago complaining about my tumblarity rating or whatever the fuck it is. Now it’s even lower at 12 and I finally realized what it means. It means no one’s fucking reading this thing. I know it may not be the most interesting blog out there, but of everyone I’ve told about this thing they show up once and never come back. The problem with this is that I...
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Motherfucking Tron
Alright, this is my second attempt at this as I hit some button and deleted everything I wrote a second ago. Oh, and my internet is still fucked up and I can’t get on imdb or youtube, which is why this is an all text review instead of my normal ones. I apologize ahead of time if this review seems angry as I’m quite pissed off right now and don’t have any small animals to...
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“There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It’s dangerous to...”
– Mark Twain, a Biography
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“It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye…then it’s...”
– James Hetfield, singer of Metallica.
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My Life Sucks
I just put on a sweater fresh from the dryer and it feels nice and warm in my cold ass apartment. It may not seem like much, but this is the best thing that’s happened to me all week.